Funny Quotes from Vice President Al Gore

In a social climate of political unrest and vitriol towards one another, whether you’re a Republican, Democrat or Independent, these quotes are pretty hilarious:

“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”

“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”

“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.”

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”

“[It’s] time for the human race to enter the solar system.”

“We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.” (Oh, really?)

“I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.”

“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.'”

“Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.”

“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”

“The future will be better tomorrow.”

“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.” (Uhh, can you run that by me again?)

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