The Lighter Side of January 2018

Car or Haircut

A boy had just gotten his driver’s permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said, “Bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get a haircut, and we’ll talk about  it.”

The boy accepted the offer.

Six weeks later, they talked again. His father said, “You’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve seen you studying your Bible. But, I’m disappointed that you didn’t get your hair cut.”

The young man said, “You know, Dad, in the Bible, Samson had long hair. John the Baptist and Moses did too and even Jesus had long hair.”

His father replied, “Did you notice they walked everywhere they went?”

Arresting Mom

A police recruit was asked on an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”

In the blank, he wrote, “Call for backup.”

Angels Explained by Kids

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.

-Gregory, age 5

Angels don’t eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!! 

-Jack, age 6

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten.  And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there’s a tornado.

-Reagan, age 10

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he’s not much good for science.

-Henry, age 6

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